Life's unfair, when there's a beach party coming and you're not invited. It's time to enter the Douchebag Life and become your worst possible self. Spend your time wisely between working out at the gym, working at a construction site, working on your tan and look and working on your bachelor pad. Invest your money into fashion and accessoires, that only a true douche would wear without feeling a tiny bit embarrassed. If you're willing to cross the lines of good taste and self-respect, you will be awarded with the highest currency in this Douchebag Life: chicks!